What is the point of wine? Wine magazines talk like wine is some mysterious libation, endowed with captivating powers or something. There is a whole psychology to the lingo. But frankly one bottle of wine is not very much liquid or alcohol for even the modest price of 7 to 10 dollars. I mean really.
Having drank wine a couple of times in restaurants my experiences were dismal. Who wants to spend half the price of their meal on a small drink? Unless it's Grand Marnier.
I drink cheap wine. Obiously there are differences in flavor, texture, and so forth, but that's not the point. I drink for the health benefits and some relief from this wretched life we must endure.
Eighteen Trillion and whadoyou get?
18,000,000,000,000
This is sixty million three hundred thousand dollar houses.
Do you think any president would move out of their house?
But they'll move
you out in the street
in a heartbeat.
America is in need of a president that knows how to handle big bankruptcies.
This is sixty million three hundred thousand dollar houses.
Do you think any president would move out of their house?
But they'll move
you out in the street
in a heartbeat.
America is in need of a president that knows how to handle big bankruptcies.
President and sometimes Ymama Y?
The presentation is over. The president leaves the podium. The audience glances at each other with furrowed brow and claps cautiously. Rubber-Knee says to no one in particular, "and I thought I was the comedian. "
Three in One
Who knows what where when and why.
Get ready boys we're all gonna die.
God knew who would win their race
Before He started time and space.
Is it random
Is it fixed
He doesn't smile
His feelings mixed.
Get ready boys we're all gonna die.
God knew who would win their race
Before He started time and space.
Is it random
Is it fixed
He doesn't smile
His feelings mixed.
President Umama
The night of the big event every detail is in place. Safe Shed is sitting front and center. The podium, displays the presidential seal.
The press salivates obedietly in anticipation of the president's immortal delivery. Zooming, panning, scanning and hanging on every word. It's the typical "never to be surpassed" occurrence.
The press salivates obedietly in anticipation of the president's immortal delivery. Zooming, panning, scanning and hanging on every word. It's the typical "never to be surpassed" occurrence.
President Imama
Everyone agrees vigorously and the president begins rehearsing the delivery. The letters roll rhythmically off his tounge and some of those present bob their heads almost subconsciously in time. R E S P E C T...
continuing is to be. ..
continuing is to be. ..
Wayward Poochie
He's a wayward little poochie
Coming in from the cold
A wayward little poochie
I'm told.
Coming in from the cold
A wayward little poochie
I'm told.
My big water skiing adventure
Once upon a time there was this guy with, shall we say, mediocre athletic ability. He was able to slalom ski on water, however.
One day he decided to ski up to the waters edge and step majestically onto the dry land, which turned out to be a rock and gravel beach.
To be continued. ..
One day he decided to ski up to the waters edge and step majestically onto the dry land, which turned out to be a rock and gravel beach.
To be continued. ..
President Emama
Turning to a staff member he says, Everyone knows Rubber Knee's big skit is 'Respect, I don't get it.' Wouldn't it be great if I spelled the first word to highlite the title? Everyone perks up and
...to be continued
...to be continued
President Amama
President Amama is about to go over the details of the award ceremony when a flash of inspiration comes over him. Turning to one of his aides he says,
...to be continued
...to be continued
Walk the Plank
Don't miss out on this exciting opportunity to get bogged down in endless law suits and meaningless debate. Enter into the thrilling world of internet Bible publication fraught with the possibility of curses and eternal damnation. There should be some upside to this endeavor, but as yet it remains shrouded in mystery.
I know what you're thinking, Not on your life. But it is your life weighing in the balance.
Come on get happy, we're headed for the Judgement Day.
I know what you're thinking, Not on your life. But it is your life weighing in the balance.
Come on get happy, we're headed for the Judgement Day.
President Omama
President Omama is going to give an award to a comedian named Rubber-Knee Safe Shed. The president is about
...to be continued.
...to be continued.
An Image
We are not created to be a god; we are created to be an image of God. Images can be quite creative, but they can never be the Creator.
Christmas is Disgusting in America
Christmas was to be a time of rejoicing for God coming to earth in a flesh body, which laid the path to eternal salvation. America has turned it into that scene in the temple where Jesus throws out the money changers and the merchants.
Trilateral Swan origami
This fold was accomplished by a professional on a closed course.
Do not attempt this in the comfort of your own home.
My Wife
If you can't say something, don't say anything.
If something is worth fighting for, it's worth having.
Only a fool trusts in his own heart. Proverbs 28 26!
There are no hermits in heaven.
There are no hermits in the millennium or the eternity either.
Hermit husband thinks, "I can think of one." Hermits rarely argue directly, they prefer to imagine somehow winning on their own terms.
If something is worth fighting for, it's worth having.
Only a fool trusts in his own heart. Proverbs 28 26!
There are no hermits in heaven.
There are no hermits in the millennium or the eternity either.
Hermit husband thinks, "I can think of one." Hermits rarely argue directly, they prefer to imagine somehow winning on their own terms.
Welcome to the Machine
Enjoy your stay.
To recruit, retain and honor a world-class workforce to serve the American people.
Is anyone thinking this through?
To recruit, retain and honor a world-class workforce to serve the American people.
Is anyone thinking this through?
Work gloves
Sitting at a computer day after day for many years has been my occupation. Providing superior software solutions that work in the real world is always my goal.
Well, one day upon arriving at work a work associate looked at my winter gloves and said, "Those look like work gloves." With clumsy glove shrouded hands I reached for the keyboard and said, "Let's get to work."
Those gloves went in the trash recently, may the new work gloves last as long.
Well, one day upon arriving at work a work associate looked at my winter gloves and said, "Those look like work gloves." With clumsy glove shrouded hands I reached for the keyboard and said, "Let's get to work."
Those gloves went in the trash recently, may the new work gloves last as long.
Billionaires only, please
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The previous two posts contain Old Testament and New Testament Bible web pages.
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The previous two posts contain Old Testament and New Testament Bible web pages.
These pages were created by formatting King James Version Bible text with Strongs' Concordance numbers and Greek or Hebrew text. The finished product is a prototype interlinear Bible website.
With careful work any language can be substituted for English.
If you would be interested in purchasing this formatting software please contact me.
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Bible web page New Testament
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