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clean sponge movement

 A clean sponge in the kitchen makes the entire day go better. A used sponge may be clean but it looks dull and dingy. Also the scratchy side looks worn and faded. This makes doing the dishes more of a chore than a joy. A clean fresh new sponge adds a brightness to the kitchen, to washing dishes, and life itself.

If the government really cares about us they will start a program that mails two fresh new sponges to every household in the country once a month.

babe recognition

 Phones need a feature that will do a wolf whistle whenever a pretty girl is nearby. This would be very useful for when one is sneaking up behind you 



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GUGAC

 There is an overwhelming preponderance of cute and beautiful girls on the internet. This social injustice is hypocrisy of the worst kind. Please call your congressman and senators in support of this critically movement:

 

Give Ugly Girls A Chance

 

 

 

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how to be famous

 The authors name was unfamiliar, but finally we will have the answer.




dog park heaven