Billionaires

Listen, to all of you out there who ever buy a lottery ticket and are not a billionaire. It would be interesting to know if a billionaire ever bought a lottery ticket. Anyway if you're not a billionaire and you buy lottery tickets here's some really good advice. Now I'm not a billionaire and I've never won the lottery. That puts me in an ideal place to give you the very best advice you could possibly get somebody who has no idea what they're talking about. You need to practice this phrase and I'm about to say over and over and over again. In some states you can win the lottery secretly. So that nobody knows you won. But there is a problem with this, somebody could bump you off or steal all your money and nobody would even know. So if you're going to win the lottery you need somebody to know that you won. the problem is those somebody's are usually people that then want some of the money. as any billionaire can tell you you don't go around giving away money unless it's for some political reason or some business reason. No and I'm not talking about Uncle Fred who wants to start the next great website business or Aunt Julian who wants to buy a fleet of mobile laundry trucks. because all your relatives and friends are going to come out of the woodwork and want some of your money. But Jesus didn't let them win the lottery Diddy? He let you win the lottery you were chosen from all the billions of people on the planet with a special ability to win that money. It's your money and nobody else deserves it. Now if they're truly in a desperate situation the Bible says to lend to them who asked for you to lend. But that means they're going to pay you back. And as we all know with friends and relatives that's probably never going to happen you're sort of just giving them the loan hahaha. so here's what you say over and over and over again. When they come asking for money you need to say well Jesus let me buy a winning lottery ticket I recommend you buy some lottery tickets. now if these relatives are the kinds of relatives who have worked really hard their whole lives and they really have some legitimate need, where things just got away from them or you want to do something really nice for them and just send them on that World vacation they've never been able to have then go ahead and do it. I mean after all it is your money. but to everyone else what you're basically saying is get lost in a nice way. I guess you could do the thing where you win secretly and then you just very quietly move away some place. once you're in this new place you slightly upgrade your lifestyle. you know instead of driving the 20 year old car with 150000 miles on it you buy a five-year-old caddy with 400 horsepower. You know it's an upgrade but it's not outrageous opulence. Tell people those stocks finally made alittle something. Never ever say the word "money". That triggers a automatic response in broke people brains. They start imagining that you die in some tragic accident and leave them all the "money". Then they start planning the "accident".