a new conspiracy theory

yes we need just one more conspiracy theory. this theory is based on the idea that we were on track for ending the universe. everything was moving along rather well but unfortunately as awkward as this sounds we ran out of funding. we had the whole thing with Adam and Eve and then a whole bunch of stuff happened and Jesus came and died for our sins. then Jesus resurrected and went back to Heven. then a whole bunch of stuff happened. at that point the end of the world was supposed to occur. depending on your viewpoint some intense stuff was supposed to happen and Jesus would come back and wrap everything up. then there would be a thousand years and then some people would go off to the eternal Paradise and everybody else would get thrown into the lake of fire. unfortunately what we're missing is your generous donation. I know it sounds crazy but with your generous donation we will be able to wrap up the whole thing and make it into the eternal Paradise. please make a generous donation now and help us get the eternal Paradise rolling.

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