secret agent

 

I wasn't going to come out of the closet quite yet, because well generally secret agents find it beneficial to remain secret. I've been under deep cover on a secret mission from a different dimension. there it is oh, now the world knows.

so why all the secrecy? well I don't know if you've noticed but people tend to live like they're going to live forever. but here is the horrible truth of it, we are all going to die.

here are a few quick tips on how to face this reality.

• get your affairs in order
• if you need to tell anyone that you love them do it now
• if you're going to bring any of those skeletons out of the closet there's never a better time
• that whole give your life to Jesus thing, do it now or never
• go through your closet and get rid of any old clothes you're never going to wear
• those disgusting car floor mats? stop at a car wash and wash them tomorrow
• write a Will and stick it in your wallet or purse
• that money you have hidden, tell your partner where it is.
• that secret desire to divorce? move on or give it up.
• start saying no to family get-togethers
• start saying yes to your secret agenda
• that thing you've always wanted to do, do it now.
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say the fact is tomorrow probably will come. and strangely enough it will look almost identical to today. and this will keep repeating itself over and over and over. but, one day, tomorrow will not come. and it will be too late. one day too late.

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