the government

 

I don't know what to tell you

 but I'll tell you what I know

 the liberals and conservatives

 can put on quite a show

 I don't know what to tell

 you but I'll tell you what I know

 they're both trying to tell you

 the other one's got to go

 oddly enough it takes two parties

 to make the party work

 if you only have one party

 then that one will go berserk

 the Democrats look like China

 and the Republicans well we're not sure

 the conservatives love the Constitution 

and the liberals love to win

they're both spending money

with no plans to pay it back

they keep blaming each other

for the conscience that they lack

I don't know what to tell you

but I'll tell you what I know

our leaders lost their mind

 in 1956

 they used to have a spine

 now all they've got is tricks

I'll tear up your speech

in front of the whole world

I'll call you crazy

you're just a silly girl

the conservatives say God bless you

 like any beggar that you meet

 the liberals say who needs God

 we can stand on our own two feet.

I don't know what to tell you I don't know what to tell you I don't know what to tell you anymore