imagine if you will 2

you, being the prudent father of the operation, decide to check the universal media translator as an extra precaution that everything's fine on the planet. the wife says, oh honey there's no need for that. you know the blue ones are always safe. husband says, I know honey but still. after turning the translator unit on it seems to be on the fritz. it whines and buzzes but no translations come out. the husband keeps thumping on the top of the box while the intergalactic spacecraft prepares to land on a beautiful Sandy Beach.