Poor bastard duo

So remember there was this Oriental couple having breakfast at McDonald's. She was talking Non-Stop and highly agitated about something. She was the only one talking in the whole place and you could hear her no matter where you sat. Well I glanced over at her just to see what she looked like and she was looking right at me. At which point she quieted down for a while. She was wearing this giant pair of completely blacked out sunglasses even though we were inside and it was cloudy outside. They were in their maybe early sixties. Now that I'm old everybody either looks like they're in junior high or in their 60s. Of course that's an exaggeration but you get the idea. Anyway she quieted down for a while but then she began to pick up steam making noises like she was coughing or gagging or mocking someone or something and not speaking Oriental you got the idea she was unhappy about someone. After listening to her for a while it seemed she had to be unhappy with just about anyone she came in contact with other than, of course, the love of her life. No not her husband silly, her cat!